Thoughts I Have While On A Plane

Introduction

Air travel can evoke a mix of emotions, from excitement to anxiety. As I settle into my airplane seat, the thought pops into my mind: "Please, no one sit next to me.” But just as luck would have it, there’s someone beside me. Great.

The flight feels stagnant, and impatience starts creeping in. “Why aren’t we moving?” I wonder, my mind racing with the most dramatic outcomes. “What if we crash? What if this is it?” It sounds morbid, but in a way, I’ve had a good run, if this indeed is my last flight. It’s a strange acceptance of fate.

Before I can dwell too much, the flight attendants walk by. Time to act normal. “Would you like something to drink?” they ask. “No thanks,” I reply, attempting to keep my cool. Almost immediately, I regret my decision, wishing I had asked for a ginger ale instead.

As I glance at the screen in front of me, I realize that the passengers next to me are engrossed in watching Twilight. I love that part. Suddenly a revelation hits me: why am I watching their movie? Isn’t there a screen right in front of me?

As the hours drag on, I start to feel the familiar frustration of a lengthy flight. “Are we there yet?” I ask myself. The proclamation of “5 more hours” sends me down a spiral of impatience.

I contemplate the rules of air travel—am I allowed to pee when the seat belt sign is illuminated? Every time the person behind me kicks my chair, my tolerance levels soar. If it happens again, I think I might just throw hands.

Then, there's the realization that my legs have no room. “I swear I'm paying for more legroom next time,” I vow. Time ticks away painfully slowly. “Hasn’t at least an hour passed?” I query, checking the time again only to find there are still “4 hours and 50 minutes” until we land.

With a determined mindset, I finally decide it’s time to use the restroom. At least it’s comforting to know I’m currently peeing over the vastness of the Atlantic Ocean—humor in the absurdity of it all.

Keywords

Air travel
Anxiety
Patience
Flight attendants
Movie
Flight duration
Legroom
Restroom

FAQ

Q: Why do I feel anxious during flights?
A: It’s common for many people to experience anxiety when flying due to fears about safety, being confined in a small space, or general discomfort.

Q: Can I request a drink during the flight?
A: Yes, flight attendants typically walk through the cabin and offer beverages. You can also ask for a drink if you decide you’d like one after they’ve passed.

Q: Am I allowed to get up and use the restroom when the seat belt light is on?
A: It’s generally advised to stay seated with your seatbelt fastened when the light is on. However, if it’s an emergency, you can try to get the attention of a flight attendant.

Q: How can one make long flights more comfortable?
A: Consider booking seats with more legroom, bringing entertainment, and staying hydrated to make your flying experience more pleasant.