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#dopaminedispenser just your resident tiktok dopamine dealer, dealing out happiness

Introduction

Welcome back to our delightful series where we explore the whimsical idea of happiness as a vending machine. In this episode, I take on the role of your friendly dopamine dealer, ready to serve you some cheerful goodies from the dopamine dispenser.

In this special order, we cater to Shelly, who’s having what she describes as “the worst day of my life.” Not to worry, Shelly! You’re in for a treat. Since you grabbed the dopamine dispenser during the buy one get one (BOGO) sale, that means you’re getting double the happiness!

Shelly's Treats

First Order - Her Happiness Bundle:

  1. First 10 - Lanyard:

    • Design: "I should come with a warning label."

  2. Second 10 (Freebie) - Keychain & Notepad:

    • Keychain: "This is my human costume."
    • Notepad: "I don’t rise and shine; I caffeinate and hope for the best."

Second Order - Extra Boost! Shelly also received two additional 25-value items.

  1. First 25 - Coloring Book & Keychain:

    • Coloring Book: Filled with food and butt jokes.
    • Keychain: Adds some humor to her day.

  2. Second 25 (Freebies) - Mini Notebook and Additional Keychain:

    • Mini Notebook: "I’m here. You’re welcome."
    • Post-It Note: "I don’t people."
    • Keychain: "All hail Lucifer."

Last But Not Least:

Shelly also picked up a new 2025 calendar, which is currently 40% off, although it may not be HR-approved! A reminder for Shelly: every day is indeed a gift, but sometimes they can feel like a regifted item that you didn’t even want in the first place.

With a mix of humor, quirky merchandise, and a perfect blend of motivation, we hope this dopamine dispenser brings a smile to Shelly and anyone else who may be having a rough day!

Keyword

  • Dopamine dealer
  • Happiness
  • Vending machine
  • Shelly
  • BOGO sale
  • Lanyard
  • Keychain
  • Notepad
  • Coloring book
  • Mini notebook
  • 2025 calendar

FAQ

Q: What is the dopamine dispenser?
A: The dopamine dispenser is a fun concept that represents a collection of items meant to lift your spirits and bring joy—much like a vending machine for happiness.

Q: What items did Shelly receive in her order?
A: Shelly's order included a lanyard, keychain, notepad, coloring book, mini notebook, additional keychains, and a calendar.

Q: What themes do the items feature?
A: Many of the items feature humorous themes, including jokes about coffee addiction, stress, and light-hearted commentary on personal quirks.

Q: Is the 2025 calendar suitable for work?
A: The calendar is currently on sale but may not be considered HR-approved due to its quirky content.

Q: How does the dopamine dispenser work?
A: It’s designed to provide a mix of items that promote happiness and laughter, making it a fun way to boost your mood when you’re feeling down.

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