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Buying iPhone Cases from THE TIKTOK SHOP (someone stop me pls)?‍♀️

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Buying iPhone Cases from THE TIKTOK SHOP (someone stop me pls)??‍♀️

Every day, I wonder where I would be if I never downloaded TikTok. The never-ending scrolling and being entertained by the most random things make me shake and fear every single day just to pretend like I have power over this app. But where else would I find the scariest-looking phone cases than the Tik Tok shop?

I'm just a girl willing to give $ 32 to TikTok. I think the scariest place ever is the TikTok shop. How is it that you can buy an air fryer, a foot massager, a random trash can that I actually really want, a sofa? You could buy a sofa, add in any kind of food because I saw people buying pickles. How are there so many things on there? So many. But here I am once again giving TikTok my money.

Let's do a little dive: a human dog bed. Look at how comfy both of them look. That would be a cocoon for me; that would be my Nest. That's where good dreams live. This is actually cute; I'd wear it.

Yeah, okay, things are just making me a little uncomfy now. Some things shouldn't exist in this world. Okay, okay, that's it. Whoever has this brain and is coming up with these kinds of things, I need to talk to you. That's enough. Put it down; put the thoughts away. Let's go get what we came here for, okay? Let's get on task. Weird phone cases.

Alright, we're off to a good start with the knife. Look at this. It's like a transformer for my phone, and there's a flip phone. Look at that! I like how weird this one is. Look at how fun-shaped it is. Tell me I don't need it. It's literally giving this phone case right now. I just have to go downstairs and grab a banana and super glue it. I will forever cross the line when it comes to feet on phone cases. My phone will have no choice but to disown me.

They have it. They took it from my account. Chase Bank had a little panic attack. I feel like it's so easy to spend money on this app. It's dangerous. I want to put so many things in my cart right now. I'm not going to do it; but it's literally a Strawberry NightLight. Every time I'm waiting for a package, it reminds me of Twilight. I don't know what it is, but the minute that I place an order, I'm glued to the tracking numbers. Even if it's just a confirmation number, I am refreshing until it's shipped. I was not blessed with patience.

Every single time that I order off the Tik Tok shop, I always feel bad on the inside. I feel like someone out there is laughing, laughing that they got me. I feel like they're wondering who's going to fall into their trap today. And it's always me; it's always me, but that's just one of my qualities. I love spending money, and I shouldn't love that. I should be spending money on things that matter, like a retirement fund.

Are you scared for my future? 'Cause I am too. We're all here together, I guess. But where else am I going to get a $ 4 phone case? AliExpress? Yes, TikTok, AliExpress, and Temu are just basically all holding hands. That's just what I think. But I got the stuff, and now TikTok knows where I live. But at least we got some fun phone cases, right? These are basically costumes for my phone.

What did I do? The first one that intrigues me is this carrot. This one caught my eye. Here's a scenario: we're texting, we're having a little back-and-forth kind of conversation talking about, I don't know, my retirement fund, and you would not guess that I'm texting from my carrot phone. You would not guess it; you wouldn't. And that's why it's a main character phone case.

Is this impractical, or is this the real way we're supposed to live? It's the way that it looks in the front. Like, look at how inconvenient this is. Like I just can't imagine a phone call coming through. Nobody calls me because this is ridiculous. This is the size of my head. My phone is always on the brink of death, and the fact that the charger has to run a whole mile to get to the charging port? Ridiculous. Look at that. It's giving perfect eyesight; it's giving I'm healthy; it's giving I go to the gym, and I want everyone to know about it because I have been.

The buttons are really hard to push, but why do I kind of really like it? I don't even eat carrots. It's so cute. It's a little baby. I want someone to look at me like this. If the word 'a' was a phone case, this is it. And then its little wings show up in the front or in the back? No, this is the front. This one's a little uncomfy to hold. I can't find a grip on it that's good. If I was going to try to text a paragraph right now, it would be a little hard, but it's just staring at me with those little chocolate eyes. This is how I feel about this phone case: spectacular. Give me 14 of them right now. Really fabulous. I will protect this phone case at all cost. Okay, I want to see no hate on this phone case. I'm not entirely sure what this word is, so can we just erase that? Just want to squish it. I'm just going to be screenshotting all the time. I hate how happy these phone cases are making me. She's got blush blindness, and she makes it look cute. It kind of doesn't want to fit right, but that's okay; you know, I accept her flaws and everything.

Today is not a good day to have sweaty hands. I have to pull out the dry grippers, my sandpaper claws. It's got an accessory. Why do I just want to wear this now?

This one, I knew our worlds weren't supposed to collide because my phone is not going to fit into this, but I told myself that maybe I could fix my situation. I could break this, even though I probably shouldn't. I was convinced that this would work. Get off, please. I'm pulling out my floral clippers. It’s got that grip. I did it. It definitely looks like I beat it up, but that's okay because now it works. The front is a little scary. I don't know what it says. Luck? It says 'Luck Star.' Looks like I definitely gave it a little bit of a haircut, but that's okay. It's very soft; it's very carpet-like. Little pearls and stuff. Look at how freaking fancy that is! I can't imagine a hot and sweaty day and just pulling out this. I think I would get so overstimulated because I would just feel too much, too much heat. Personally, I can't sleep with these kinds of blankets. I feel like I'm suffocating. I'm glad I opened up the window, but at what cost? I think I might just put this as a keychain on my keys.

I got this one a friend because this one's just going to get lonely. You know, it's just going to get lonely without a little robotic cute friend. This is it. It could do a little dance. It's got feet and arms. The little antenna is everything to me. Look at how happy he looks to be here. I like how the hands give you a little grip to hold onto your phone. It's like if he's holding himself up. Imagine it doing a little dance. If you don't have any friends, get yourself a little foam case pal. Why wouldn't I want a little robot of love on my phone? It's computing all the love I have for it.

There is no reason for me to like these this much, but I feel like I'm healing my inner child. Someone pull out the mirror; pull it out. I'm going to take a mirror selfie right now, stat. The buttons don't really work well, but that's okay. That's okay. I'm not here for functionality, you know? I'm here for the cuteness.

Here's the last one. Now, this one looks like a brain massage. It doesn't feel comfortable like a popsocket, but you know it's a built-in popsocket, and that's more than I can ask for. I don't understand why ‘butterfly’ is written out. Like it just had to tell you what you were looking at, but I'm okay with that. I don't know what this stands for, so just ignore it. I just wish I could take off the lettering. I'm not going to do it; I'm not going to do it. I'm done doing phone case surgery.

I like the fact that this looks like clay, and you're pushing in little charms into it. You know what? I really respect this butterfly thing. It's a little hidden feature that no one needs to know. No one needs to know about it. It's got that fresh silicone feeling to it, you know? Smell test. Oh, this one's got that smell to it. It's got that plastic smell, but these don’t. This one, ooh, why did I do that?

I think this one's definitely the most functional one, and I love the pink color. I actually really like this case. Like, I would wear this out. I would also wear this one out too, so I don't know if you should take my word for this. You know, I think I would be walking around town with any of these phone cases. If we're being so real right now. I was looking for some extra pizzazz in my life, and the map led me to these.

I'm putting this one back on. I think this one was my favorite one. After touching all of these, I kind of feel like I have to wash my hands now. I feel a little icky. I feel like I have Pearl's hand right now.

Scrolling is going to be an adventure with this one, let me tell you that much. I can't even reach across my entire screen right now. This is what you do in the name of fashion, okay? I'm a fashionista. But anyways, those are all the—so ridiculous. I can literally hide behind my phone.

So, those are all the phone cases I have for you guys today. If you guys like this video, please give it a thumbs up and subscribe. The button's down below. And if you want to see me on any other social medias, I'll have them right here for you. And I'll see you guys for the next video I do. Bye.

Keywords:

  • TikTok shop
  • Weird phone cases
  • Impulse buying
  • Online shopping
  • TikTok addiction
  • Inconvenient gadgets
  • Carrot phone case
  • Social media influence

FAQ:

  1. Why do you find TikTok shop so addictive? The wide variety of quirky and random items makes it hard to resist making quick purchases.

  2. What is the most absurd phone case you’ve bought? A carrot-shaped phone case.

  3. Do you get anxious waiting for online purchases? Yes, I constantly refresh tracking numbers the minute I place an order.

  4. Why do you continue to buy things you find impractical? It's part of the fun and surprise of discovering unique items that make me happy.

  5. Do you worry about the amount of money spent on TikTok? Yes, I often think about better ways to spend my money, like on a retirement fund.